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Random Conversations are optional conversations that may be randomly encountered throughout the course of Kid Icarus: Uprising. The conversation that plays is dependent on the chapter being played, and which goddess is assisting Pit during that chapter.

The following is a transcript for the English version of each conversation.


Doom and Gloom Pittoo

  • [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]
Pit: Why are you all doom and gloom all the time, Pittoo?
Dark Pit: I think a better question is why are YOU so annoyingly cheerful?
Pit: I'm not annoying. I'm positive.
Palutena: ♪ You gotta stay upbeat, upbeat, upbeat...
Pit: ♪ Or you'll be dead meat, dead meat, dead meat...
Dark Pit: Like I said. Annoying.

Food Comes from Nature

  • [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]
Viridi: You like to eat, don't you, Pit?
Pit: I always go back for seconds AND thirds!
Viridi: Well, everything you eat comes from nature. So, if nature nourishes your body, why are you using it to fight my forces?!
Pit: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not eating your army, so just take it easy.

The Forces of Nature Are Tasty

  • [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]
Palutena: I've heard that the Forces of Nature are quite tasty.
Pit: WHAT?!
Palutena: Apparently, they're especially delicious when paired with a hard cheese.
Viridi: That is entirely untrue! Don't believe her lies!

Member of Viridi's Army

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 19 and 20.]
Viridi: Oh, look at us fighting on the same side! You're like a member of my army now!
Pit: Uh, I don't remember enlisting.
Viridi: I believe there are some latrines that need cleaning, private.
Pit: Private?! No way! I'm a commissioned officer!

Goldfish

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 3, 4, 8, and 13.]
Pit: Wouldn't it be nice to be a goldfish?
Palutena: Why do you say that?
Pit: It would be so easy.
Palutena: I don't know... My goldfish never lasted very long.

Why Pit Can't Fly

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 10 and 15.]
Hades: Tell me, Pitty Pat, why exactly can't you fly?
Pit: Oh, real original. Like I haven't heard that one before. Not to mention, it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Hades: So sorry. I didn't realize it was such a sensitive subject.
Palutena: Oh, don't worry about him. He's fine. His wings just don't work right.
Pit: Hey, whose side are you on?

Forgetful Chicken

Pit: You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?
Palutena: Forgets what?
Pit: Uh...
Palutena: Pit? Forgets what?
Pit: Uh... Oh, right! OK, so you know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

Grind Rails

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 4 and 15.]
Palutena: No one else can use or even see grind rails. Consider them another special gift from me to you.
Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena! I really appreciate all you do for me. Though I'd appreciate it even MORE if the grind rail went straight to the boss!
Palutena: Unfortunately, that's not possible.
Pit: But—
Palutena: Nope, not possible.

Monster Situation

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 5, 7, and 10.]
Palutena: The monster situation is quite clamant.
Pit: Is that...a good thing?
Palutena: You know, it's importunate. Or unpropitious.
Pit: Are you still speaking English right now?
Palutena: I'm sorry, Pit. I didn't mean to confuse you. Let me make this easier for you. Big monsters kill Pit grr!
Pit: Ah, that makes perfect sense! Thank you!

Intern Pit

  • [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 11.]
Pit: I've been wondering something.
Palutena: What's that?
Pit: Do all gods have their own angels, like you have me?
Palutena: No, I don't think that's necessarily the case.
Viridi: I wish I had an angel to do my bidding. It's like having an intern.
Pit: I'm not an intern. I'm a messenger of the gods!
Viridi: Poor Pit. Don't you know that the definition of angel is "errand spirit"?
Pit: That's a lie. Right, Lady Palutena? I'm not your personal assistant.
Palutena: ...I could use a coffee.
Pit: Sure thing. Cream and two sugars, right?

Balding Wings

  • [The following conversation is known to play on chapters 2, 3, 6, and 13.]
Palutena: It looks like your wings are losing feathers, Pit.
Pit: Hmm, I didn't notice. But I guess you're right.
Palutena: I wonder if your wings are going bald.
Pit: WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?
Palutena: Sorry—it just sort of slipped out. Here, if you just kind of push the other feathers over the bald spot...
Pit: I AM NOT DOING A COMB-OVER!

Starting the Mission Closer

  • [The following conversation is known to play on Chapter 6.]
Pit: Hey, Lady Palutena...
Palutena: Yes, Pit?
Pit: Do you think we could start these missions closer to our targets?
Palutena: If it were possible, of course I would do that. However, I can't just open up a door wherever I feel like it.
Pit: You're right. Sorry about that.
Palutena: Plus, doesn't it feel good to get some fresh air and stretch your wings a bit?
Pit: It'd feel a whole lot better if that fresh air weren't filled with enemies!


List of Transcript pages.
Chapter Transcripts Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Chapter 10Chapter 11Chapter 12Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 15Chapter 16Chapter 17Chapter 18Chapter 19Chapter 20Chapter 21Chapter 22Chapter 23Chapter 24Chapter 25
Kid Icarus 3D Anime Transcripts Thanatos RisingMedusa's RevengePalutena's Revolting Dinner
Other Transcripts How to PlayLoading ScreensRandom ConversationsWeapon ConversationsPalutena's Guidance

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