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The following is a transcript for the English version of Chapter 4: The Reaper's Line of Sight.

Air Battle

(Pit rushes to the door to start the level.)

Pit: Here we go!

(Pit leaps through the door and flies through the air.)

Pit: So, what's our mission this time?

Palutena: You remember Reapers, don't you? From the Underworld?

Pit: Not those guys!

(The Touch Screen displays the classic, 8-bit appearance of the Reaper from the original Kid Icarus.)

Pit: They're always freaking out and calling in their little Reapettes. Ugh, I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!

Palutena: Yes, anyway... About the Reapers...

Pit: Sorry, sorry, go on.

Palutena: They have a fortress near the entrance to the Underworld in Reaper Valley.

Pit: Heh. Which is where? Reaper Boulevard? But seriously, thank goodness we don't have to go there, right?

Palutena: ...

Pit: That silence means we have to go there, doesn't it? Will you at least tell me why you want to go to a place crawling with Reapers?

Palutena: I'm trying to find another one of Medusa's commanders, Pandora.

(The Touch Screen displays the classic, 8-bit appearance of Pandora from the original Kid Icarus.)

Pit: The goddess of disaster and calamity? THAT Pandora?

Palutena: Yes, and she's currently residing in the Labyrinth of Deceit... However, some force in the Reaper fortress is obscuring the labyrinth's location. I can't find it, not even with my all-seeing Eye of Palutena.

Pit: Wait, if you have an all-seeing eye, why can't you see Pandora's location?

Palutena: Because of my slightly botched laser eye surgery.

Pit: Are you messing with me again?

Palutena: Maybe. Regardless, your job for now is to infiltrate the Reaper fortress!

Pit: R-roger that!

(As Pit continues, he spots red dots in the distance.)

Pit: What are those red lights?

Palutena: Are they...

(Red lasers suddenly shoot out from the dots.)

Palutena: ...Reaper eyes?!

Pit: This is really bad!

(Pit narrowly dodges the red lasers.)

Palutena: We need to find you a safe route.

(A ravine comes into view.)

Palutena: Down there is your only option!

(Palutena sends Pit into the ravine.)

Palutena: This ravine should take you to the Reaper fortress. But it's tight, so be careful. If you get stuck, I won't have time to get you out.

Pit: Man, things are really heating up! Time to bust through here! Full speed ahead!

Palutena: Excellent idea, Pit. Naturally, I had the same thought. Let me help.

(As Pit maneuvers through the ravine, a large gust of wind appears.)

Palutena: Is that a windstorm up ahead?! Hang on!

(Palutena sends Pit through the windstorm.)

Pit: Ow!

Palutena: Don't be such a baby. It's only wind. I mean, at least it's not poison or acid wind. Then you'd be in real trouble.

Pit: Ooh, lucky me.

Palutena: You're heading into a cave now. Be careful!

(Pit passes through the cave.)

Palutena: There are many enemies ahead!

Pit: I'll take care of 'em!

(Pit abruptly stops at a wall.)

Palutena: This looks like a dead end. There must be a way out... Hmm...

Palutena: Down there! I'm getting you out!

(Palutena sends Pit through another cave.)

Pit: The Underworld forces really stepped up their game!

Palutena: I doubt those underlings managed it on their own. It's a sure sign that Medusa is back in power.

(The exit of the cave comes into view.)

Palutena: You're almost there! 3... 2... 1... Contact!

(Pit arrives at the Reaper Fortress, where red lasers shoot at him from all directions.)

Pit: Whoooaaa! It's hot hot HOT here!

Palutena: There's no chance of getting in from above. You'll have to break through the front.

(Palutena sends Pit through the front of the fortress.)

Pit: Here we gooooo!

Land Battle

(Pit arrives inside the fortress, collapsed on the ground.)

Palutena: Pit! Are you all right?

(Pit gets to his feet.)

Pit: Never...better...

Palutena: Then let's get moving. The force obscuring Pandora is deep within this fortress.

(Pit proceeds to the doorway to the right.)

Palutena: Reapers may look all evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that. They ARE evil and crazy. But here's a little tip: they won't bother you if you stay out of their sight.

(Pit enters an enclosed space full of enemies.)

Pit: Considering this is the Reaper fortress, there really aren't very many Reapers.

Palutena: There must be a huge soul harvest going on somewhere.

Pit: What do you mean?

Palutena: Reapers are soul carriers. When a being dies, they take its soul to the Underworld. The humans probably started another war, which means a lot more souls to deal with.

Pit: Why are they always fighting? It's so sad and pointless.

Palutena: Yes, but we gods fight too, and when we do, humans are always caught in the middle.

Pit: So, this war against the Underworld Army is causing the Reapers to work overtime.

Palutena: I'M the one who should be working overtime. Then there'd be less soul harvesting... Humans get frustrated, even destructive, when we gods don't provide for their welfare.

Pit: Don't be ridiculous! Everyone loves the goddess of light! You know that!

Palutena: Thank you, Pit. I do my best. Now, then... Let's proceed.

  • [If Pit breaks open the boulder obscuring a secret area.]
Pit: Cool! A hidden area!
Palutena: Head inside.
  • [If Pit falls into the ditch with an Orne.]
Palutena: Uh-oh. There's an Orne around you, Pit.
Pit: Are you talking about the floating skull?
Palutena: Yes. The slightest touch from one of those will annihilate you.
Pit: That sounds painful. Not to mention totally unfair!
Palutena: Fair or not, just stay away from it. Try breaking nearby rocks to find a way out.

(Pit hops onto a Grind Rail.)

Pit: Whoa-ho-ho! Nice!

Palutena: That's a grind rail. It beats walking, huh? You can ride it right into the courtyard.

(Pit proceeds through the fortress and enters a room with an Eggplant Wizard.)

Pit: Not this guy!

Palutena: An Eggplant Wizard!

Pit: But I don't want to be an eggplant again!

Palutena: Way back when, you had to visit a nurse to get fixed up, remember?

Pit: I was there so much, they named the place after me: hosPITal. Get it?

Palutena: ......

Pit: It's funny. It's OK to laugh.

Palutena: No, it's really not. Anyway, there aren't any hospitals in this game.

Pit: WHAT?! But what am I gonna do?!

Palutena: Calm down, Pit. I can help you with this, too. If you're turned into an eggplant, my powers will transform you back. After a while.

Pit: Thanks, Lady Palutena!

(Pit enters a room with swinging blades.)

Pit: Those blades look like they could really put a hurt on someone.

Palutena: Be careful not to fall.

Pit: Oof!
Palutena: Don't panic, Pit, but there's a Clubberskull nearby. It's trapped for now, so I suggest leaving it alone. It's one dangerous enemy.
  • [If Pit attacks the Clubberskull.]
Palutena: The Clubberskull's loose! Get out of there!
  • [If Pit approaches the level 5 Intensity Gate for the first time during a playthrough on an intensity lower than 5.0.]
Pit: I don't think I can get through this way.
Palutena: For now, why don't you just go back?
  • [If Pit opens the level 5 Intensity Gate on a subsequent playthrough after triggering the previous dialogue beforehand.]
Pit: Oh, I guess I can get through here now.
Palutena: That's because you raised the Intensity level!

(Pit proceeds through the fortress.)

Palutena: There are Reapers creeping around in there. They'll summon Reapettes if they see you, so be careful.

(After Pit enters a room full of the enemies and defeats them, a Grind Rail appears.)

Pit: Nice, another grind rail.

Palutena: This one works a bit differently. As you're riding it, shoot the targets on the walls. This will extend the rail to your destination.

Pit: That sounds easy enough.

Palutena: Just keep in mind that you can try it as many times as you need to.

(Pit takes an elevator to a lower floor, where he encounters two different Hot Spring rooms.)

Palutena: Well, well. It appears that this place is equipped with some hot springs.

Pit: Woo hoo! I could use a little R and R right about now!

  • [If Pit approaches the purple Hot Spring room.]
Palutena: There's something strange about this hot spring...
Pit: Huh?
Palutena: The steam seems a little...evil.
Pit: Uuhh... That's probably not a good sign. I'll just keep moving.

(Pit heads down a hall with guillotines.)

Palutena: You're closing in on the force that's obscuring Pandora's location.

Pit: Yeah, I figured the evil lighting wasn't just for show.

(Pit heads through the doorway.)

Boss Battle

(Pit enters a room with a single Reaper patrolling the area. The Reaper then notices him and transforms into the Great Reaper.)

Pit: No way!

Palutena: It's gigantic!

(The battle initiates.)

Pit: What IS that thing?

Palutena: That Great Reaper must be the one who's hidden Pandora's Labyrinth of Deceit. This area is split into two levels, so just switch levels depending on how it attacks.

Pit: You say that like it's easy!

Palutena: That's because it IS easy!

Palutena: Those aren't just flirty looks coming from the Great Reaper's eyes!

Pit: Lemme guess—they're death rays?!

Palutena: In a nutshell. Plus, if you get hit, it'll summon Reapettes. That Great Reaper has quite the evil eye.

Pit: How can you make puns at a time like this?!

Palutena: I guess I just don't SEE the problem with a little levity.

Pit: Ugh! You're killing me here!

Palutena: I think I've found the Great Reaper's weak points. They're its head and little toes.

Pit: Oh, yeah! Stubbing those guys hurts like crazy!

Palutena: But it's more effective to target the head. The head is a weak spot for many enemies and...most living things.

(Once enough damage is dealt, light will begin to shine from the center of the Great Reaper's forehead.)

Palutena: Now! Finish it!

Pit: But...how?

Palutena: The light coming from its head. Strike there!

Pit: Gotcha!

(Pit defeats the Great Reaper.)

Pit: All done!

Palutena: Nice work, Pit!

Epilogue

(Light bursts from the Great Reaper's head as it falls to the ground, and Pit begins to walk away.)

Pit: You know what, Lady Palutena?

Palutena: What's that, Pit?

Pit: Even though I almost died, I've really enjoyed our time together.

Palutena: Aw, you poor guy. You really need to make some friends.

(Pit's eyes widen and he scratches his head. A light then shines down on him.)

Palutena: Now let's go find Pandora!

(Palutena whisks him away.)


List of Transcript pages.
Chapter Transcripts Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Chapter 10Chapter 11Chapter 12Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 15Chapter 16Chapter 17Chapter 18Chapter 19Chapter 20Chapter 21Chapter 22Chapter 23Chapter 24Chapter 25
Kid Icarus 3D Anime Transcripts Thanatos RisingMedusa's RevengePalutena's Revolting Dinner
Other Transcripts How to PlayLoading ScreensRandom ConversationsWeapon ConversationsPalutena's Guidance

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