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The following is a transcript for the English version of Chapter 3: Heads of the Hewdraw.

Air Battle

(Pit rushes to the door to start the level.)

Palutena: Hurry, Pit!

Pit: What's the matter?

(Pit leaps through the door and flies into Underworld-infested skies.)

Palutena: Medusa has brought the fight to our realm. Her forces are invading Skyworld!

Pit: She must be getting back at us for taking down Dark Lord Gaol.

Palutena: Medusa's venom knows no bounds. But I know you can stop her Underworld Army.

Pit: You sure have a lot of faith in me, Lady Palutena.

Palutena: If you're struggling with a large group of enemies, you can use a Special Attack. Just tap a blue circle on the Touch Screen to launch one. It'll take out enemy fire too.

Pit: Don't these guys ever get tired?

Palutena: At this rate, the power of flight is going to expire before they do.

Pit: Then let's go after the commander!

Palutena: There's just one thing you should know. Their commander is Hewdraw.

Pit: Hewdraw? Like, this guy? ↓

(The Touch Screen displays the classic, 8-bit appearance of Hewdraw from the original Kid Icarus.)

Palutena: And speak of the devil—there he is!

(Hewdraw appears in the distance, flying with a group of Underworld troops.)

Pit: He can fly?

Palutena: I think the only one who can't fly by himself is you.

Pit: Ouch. That's harsh!

Palutena: Don't sulk, Pit. It's undignified. But you're right: attacking the leader is a good plan.

Pit: Let's do it!

(Pit flies in front of Hewdraw's heads.)

Blue Head: Hello there!

Violet Head: It's snack time!

Red Head: Mm! What a tender little morsel!

Pit: I am NOT a piece of meat!

Red Head: What did you say?

Violet Head: Technically, you are.

Blue Head: Just come a little closer.

Pit: Get ready, 'cause it's time for—

Red Head: Total annihilation!

Blue Head: Bone-crushing destruction!

Violet Head: Face-stomping carnage! It was MY turn to have the last word!

Blue Head: Oh, give it a rest.

Red Head: Let's not argue in front of company.

Violet Head: Cram a sock in it, foot face!

Blue Head: I'm soooo sick of you guys.

Red Head: Me?! What did I do?!

Blue Head: Knock it off already!

Red Head: YOU knock it off!

Violet Head: I can't believe this is my life.

Blue Head: Can we go home and watch TV now?

Red Head: Would everyone just shut it?!

Violet Head: Someone put me out of my misery.

Red Head: Did I mention I'm starving?

Violet Head: And you think we're not?!

(The heads continue to argue unintelligibly.)

Pit: Um... Now what?

Palutena: This is never going to end. Just go ahead and attack.

All three heads: EVERYONE SHUT UP AND FOCUS!

(Pit begins fighting the Three-Headed Hewdraw.)

  • [If the Violet head is the only one remaining.]
Violet Head: Where'd Lefty and Righty go?
Pit: You're all alone!
Violet Head: Whatever, I never liked those guys anyway.
  • [If the Blue head is the only one remaining.]
Blue Head: Oh! I'm the only one left!
Pit: Actually, I'd say you're the only one right! ...Get it? Right?
Blue Head: No biggie. In fact, I feel great losing all that deadweight!
  • [If the Red head is the only one remaining.]
Red Head: Gah! The other heads! You have no right!
Pit: Actually, I'd say YOU have no right!
Red Head: OK, that's it! You're going down!
  • [If Pit starts taking too long to defeat Hewdraw.]
Palutena: You're running out of time.
Pit: Oh, no! Now what?!
Palutena: I'm readying my Palutena Glam Blaster for deployment. Once preparations are complete, I will launch an attack.
Pit: You don't have to do that! Let me handle it.
  • [If Pit defeats the Violet or Red head last.]
Violet/Red Head: Aaaaaaaaaaugh!
  • [If Pit defeats the Blue head last.]
Blue Head: Ow!
  • [After Pit defeats the last Hewdraw head.]
Pit: And that's that!
Palutena: Not so fast. Hewdraw heads can live without a body. You'd better follow them.
  • [If Pit still hasn't defeated Hewdraw and runs out of time.]
Palutena: OK, charging complete. The Sacred Goddess Clobberlaser is now ready for deployment!
Pit: Wait, I thought it was a Glam—
(A bright light engulfs Hewdraw, severing two of the heads and killing the other.)
Pit: YOOOOOOOW! You could have obliterated me!
Palutena: Oh, do you think I overdid it? Two of the heads got away. Hurry! After them!

(Pit dives down through the clouds.)

Palutena: The Underworld forces are retreating.

Pit: Mission accomplished!

Palutena: Far from it. Those two Hewdraw heads are still alive. They've plunged into the human world below and taken their legion with them!

Pit: Then we'd better do something!

(Pit flies down toward the surface, looking for the Hewdraw heads.)

Pit: Oh! Uh...

(He turns and notices the heads rampaging through That Burning Town.)

Pit: This is bad!

Palutena: Let's hurry. For a pair of disembodied heads, they sure moved fast!

(Pit flies over the town.)

Pit: I don't see the Hewdraw heads anywhere! Where'd they go?!

Palutena: Don't lose YOUR head too, Pit. Let's check the town.

(Pit flies down toward his landing destination.)

Pit: Hoo-hooo-yah!

Land Battle

(Pit lands in the town.)

Pit: Herghhh.

Pit: The people have all gone into hiding, but where did those Hewdraw heads go?

Palutena: They could be anywhere. We need to stop them before they wreak even more havoc! As you search for them, take out any Underworld troops that cross your path.

  • [If Pit waits around without proceeding.]
Palutena: There's an alley next to the rubble that you can pass through.

(Pit heads through the alley.)

Palutena: There's a courtyard ahead. You know the drill. Keep your eyes peeled for enemy attacks.

Palutena: That way goes back to where you started.
  • [If Pit approaches the Treasure Box inside the Intensity Gate and opens it.]
Pit: Sweet, sweet loot!
Palutena: Fortune smiles upon you.
  • [If Pit defeats the Souflee that appears after opening the Treasure Box.]
Pit: Nice! I can really turn a profit taking those guys down!
Palutena: That was a Souflee. It's one sweet enemy. If you spot one, do everything you can to stop it from getting away.

(Pit approaches a Komayto.)

Palutena: Remember, Pit, you have to use melee attacks to take down Komaytos.

  • [If Pit drops down into the hole to the right.]
Pit: Whoa-oa!
Palutena: That looks like a jump pad in there.
Pit: Get up, fall down. Get up, fall down. Fight in the air, fight on the ground.
Palutena: It's the story of your life, isn't it?
Pit: Peaks and valleys, highs and lows. Pick your friends, not your nose.

(Pit approaches several rows of Jump Pads.)

Palutena: There are jump pads ahead. String jumps together to make your way across the rooftops.

(After Pit jumps across the second Jump Pad.)

Pit: Woop! This is great! Yeah!

  • [If Pit approaches the gate just beyond the Shemum vase and Minos.]
Pit: I don't think I can get through this way.
Palutena: There's another way in, but you'll need a key.

(Pit heads into an alley.)

Palutena: Watch out!

(A Hewdraw head suddenly barrels through the buildings.)

Pit: That came out of nowhere!

Palutena: You're going to need help against surprise attacks like that. Go to the courtyard ahead, and I'll grant you a gift.

Pit: Really?! That'd be great!

  • [If Pit heads to the right and opens the Treasure Box.]
(A Merenguy appears.)
Palutena: That's an Underworld Merenguy.
Pit: Augh! I can't take my eyes off it!
Palutena: Its bewitching dance moves really grab your attention and hold on to it. Better make a point of taking it down first.
  • [If Pit approaches the locked gate without the Key.]
Pit: It won't open...
Palutena: You need a key.

(Pit enters the courtyard.)

Pit: I'm ready for that gift now, Lady Palutena!

Palutena: All right then!

(The air is briefly filled with a heavy purple fog.)

Pit: Uh... What just happened?

(A Hewdraw head suddenly pops out of the ground.)

Hewdraw Head: Roooooar!

Pit: Aaaagh!

Palutena: Do you like the gift? It's my patented monster pheromone! Monsters just LOVE the smell of it. And now it's all over you!

Pit: What?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!

  • [If Pit encounters the Violet Hewdraw head.]
Violet Head: Ooh! My goodness! What's come over me?
  • [If Pit encounters the Blue Hewdraw head.]
Blue Head: Why, helloooo, angel!
  • [If Pit encounters the Red Hewdraw head.]
Red Head: Did you do something with your hair? You're suddenly looking very attractive.

Palutena: Luckily, the pheromone only attracted one of the heads. I was wondering what you would've done if both of them had shown up.

Pit: And you still went through with it?! I would have been finished for sure!

Palutena: Despite my winsomeness and equanimity, I do have a strong streak of rascality.

Pit: I don't even know what that means!

  • [Violet Head.]
Violet Head: I cannot resist you! You smell TOO GOOD!
Pit: Ew, back off!
Violet Head: But I just want to cuddle you...to death.
  • [Blue Head.]
Blue Head: I never noticed this before, but you really have a certain je ne sais quoi.
Pit: I'm not sure what you mean by that...
Blue Head: It's French for I'm gonna eat you!
  • [Red Head.]
Red Head: I have a special treat for you! But you have to come get it.
Palutena: Don't believe him, Pit!
Red Head: Why shouldn't he? Look at this face! I'm totally trustworthy!

(Pit defeats the Hewdraw head.)

Pit: Whew. That was dicey.

Palutena: I don't think I'll be using the monster pheromone in the future.

Pit: I would hope not!

Palutena: What I mean is that I won't need to use it.

Pit: Why do you say that?

Palutena: I located the other head. Let's go to the lake outside of town.

(Pit jumps down into a sewer.)

Pit: What is this? A well?

Palutena: That's not important. Just keep moving forward.

(Pit approaches a couple of Shulms.)

Palutena: Watch out. Those Shulms give off a toxic cloud when they expire. Shoot them from a distance or melee them to avoid getting poisoned.

Palutena: The other Hewdraw head is regenerating its body at the lake.

Pit: You don't think it'll have three heads again, do you?!

Palutena: I should hope not. Their bickering was intolerable.

(Pit takes a Jump Pad up to a small rooftop.)

Palutena: It's an ambush!

Pit: Yeah, that's right! MY ambush! You're going down, monsters!

  • [If Pit avoided the Merenguy earlier on before the courtyard.]
(A Merenguy appears.)
Palutena: That's an Underworld Merenguy.
Pit: Augh! I can't take my eyes off it!
Palutena: Its bewitching dance moves really grab your attention and hold on to it. Better make a point of taking it down first.

(Pit walks down to the exit of the town.)

Palutena: I think we're finally close to the last Hewdraw head. Are you ready?

Boss Battle

(Pit rushes to the lake, where he encounters Hewdraw Reborn.)

  • [If Pit encounters the Violet Hewdraw.]
Violet Hewdraw: So you've finished off the others, eh?
Pit: You know it!
Violet Hewdraw: Then you've saved the best for last. Let's get down to business!
  • [If Pit encounters the Blue Hewdraw.]
Blue Hewdraw: So you took out my brothers.
Pit: Yep, sure did!
Blue Hewdraw: Wonderful, wonderful! Thank you so much! Now I'm finally free!
  • [If Pit encounters the Red Hewdraw.]
Red Hewdraw: Well, well. So nice to see you again.
Pit: You won't feel that way for long!
Red Hewdraw: Hya ha ha ha haaa! That's big talk, little firecracker!

(The battle initiates.)

Palutena: Forward-dash attacks are very powerful. Look for openings to use them. But don't do a forward-dash attack when a fireball is headed at you.

(Hewdraw retreats underwater.)

Pit: It went underwater?!

Palutena: Here's an idea. Shoot the orange balls of light to make them drop down. We'll try to lure the Hewdraw out that way.

Pit: Will do!

(Pit shoots at the orange orbs, causing them to hit Hewdraw and draw it out of the water.)

Palutena: Now, Pit! Now!

Pit: Time to lay the smack down!

Pit: Those lasers sure are hard to avoid!

Palutena: Here's an idea: wait 'til the last moment possible, then dodge to the side. Dash when an enemy attacks to perform a dodge.

(Pit defeats Hewdraw.)

Pit: Mission complete!

Palutena: That's another one of Medusa's commanders out of the way.

Epilogue

(Hewdraw emerges from the water, glowing and shaking upon his defeat.)

  • [If the Violet Hewdraw was fought and defeated.]
Violet Hewdraw: Look how far you've come, Pit. I'm proud of you.
(Hewdraw falls over and explodes, causing water to shoot up into the sky and rain down over Pit.)
Pit: Huh. You don't usually meet such nice bosses.
Palutena: Let's get you back.
  • [If the Blue Hewdraw was fought and defeated.]
Blue Hewdraw: No! I'm too pretty to die.
(Hewdraw falls over and explodes, causing water to shoot up into the sky and rain down over Pit.)
Pit: And there you have it. Victorious.
Palutena: Good work. Let's be on our way.
  • [If the Red Hewdraw was fought and defeated.]
Red Hewdraw: Before I die, I just wanna say—
(Hewdraw falls over and explodes, causing water to shoot up into the sky and rain down over Pit.)
Pit: And that's the end of him.
Palutena: I wonder what he was going to say.

(A pillar of light appears over Pit, whisking him away.)


List of Transcript pages.
Chapter Transcripts Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Chapter 5Chapter 6Chapter 7Chapter 8Chapter 9Chapter 10Chapter 11Chapter 12Chapter 13Chapter 14Chapter 15Chapter 16Chapter 17Chapter 18Chapter 19Chapter 20Chapter 21Chapter 22Chapter 23Chapter 24Chapter 25
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