The following is a transcript for the English version of Chapter 14: Lightning Battle.
(Pit rushes to the door to start the level.)
Pit: Moving out!
(A beam shoots at Pit, forcing him to jump back.)
(Pit leaps through the door as it becomes engulfed in flames.)
Pit: Is the door busted?
Palutena: The door is the least of our concerns. Hades has rejoined the fray.
Pit: Oh, no!
Palutena: Oh, yes. Now we have both his AND Viridi's forces wreaking havoc!
(The Touch Screen displays Thanatos.)
Palutena: On the Underworld side, Hades has put Thanatos back into play as commander.
Pit: Thanatos?! He's still alive?!
(The Touch Screen displays Phosphora, whose face is obscured in the shadows.)
Palutena: Apparently. And leading the Forces of Nature is Phosphora.
(Phosphora zips by.)
Phosphora: Yes? You called?
Pit: So you're commanding the Forces of Nature?
Thanatos: We're in the middle of something here! Can this wait?
(Thanatos, in the form of a glowing serpent-like dragon, flies past Pit.)
Pit: So Thanatos was resurrected as...a glowworm?
Palutena: I think the look he's going for is more glow dragon.
(Pit flies closer to a battle between Phosphora and Thanatos.)
Pit: Wow, this is crazy!
(Phosphora and Thanatos fly down into a whirlwind.)
Palutena: It's the Underworld versus Nature, their commanders locked in fierce battle...
(Palutena flies Pit in after them.)
Palutena: I'm ready to pull you out of there if things get out of control.
Pit: I can't believe Thanatos is still alive.
Palutena: And quite perky, from the looks of things.
- [If the player has already received a game over at this point in their playthrough.]
- Pit: Well, that's only fair. I've been finished off a few times myself.
- [If the player hasn't received a game over yet up to this point in their playthrough.]
- Pit: But why does he get a second chance? It's not fair!
Pit: But this is Thanatos's third time around!
Hades: Thanatos is a bit of a...special case.
Pit: You're telling me.
Hades: He is the god of death, after all. So he gets perks like evil powers and health insurance. And free soda.
Palutena: Resurrected from the dead—that's some health insurance!
(Thanatos and Phosphora's battle is dragged close to Pit.)
(They fly away from Pit.)
Pit: I gotta admit—he's fast! Must be all that free soda.
Hades: Lovely little Phosphora's no slouch in the fighting department, either.
Palutena: Ugh, will you stop trying to butter up all the ladies? It's gross.
Viridi: There's nothing wrong with compliments.
Pit: Viridi! Where'd you come from?
Viridi: But Commander Phosphora must also be respected for her power!
Palutena: Anyway, Pit, just keep after Phosphora and Thanatos. It's great how they're wearing each other out like this. I mean, who knows? You may have to fight them both at the same time.
Viridi: Well, we all know how THAT would end.
Hades: Almost makes you take pity on Pitty.
(Pit follows Phosphora and Thanatos out of the whirlwind.)
Hades: Thannypoo, are you OK?
Thanatos: Oh, yes! I'm just peachy!
Palutena: He doesn't seem peachy...
Viridi: That's because Phosphora combines the depeachifying power and speed of lightning!
(Phosphora defeats Thanatos.)
Phosphora: Finishing blow!
Thanatos: Aaah! Farewell cryyyyyyy!
(Thanatos returns to his normal form and falls.)
Viridi: Bravo! BraVO!
Hades: Oh me oh my. Now whatever shall I do?
Pit: She really brought the thunder!
Viridi: I said lightning, Pit! Sheesh, get it right!
Hades: Whatever. We'll just keep fighting without someone out there giving orders.
Palutena: Are you saying it makes no difference whether your troops have a leader?
Hades: They're all idiots. Seriously. I don't even know if any of them have actual brains.
Pit: Where's Phosphora?
Palutena: She must be recharging after her battle with Thanatos. Now's your chance. Let's hit her before she fully recovers.
Pit: Good idea!
Palutena: We may not have the best dental plan, but justice is on our side!
Pit: Now it's OUR turn to bring the thunder!
(Pit approaches a whirling mass of clouds.)
Palutena: Phosphora's in the middle of those clouds.
Phosphora: Persistent, aren't we?!
Palutena: I'm going to open up a path through these storm clouds. Stay sharp!
(Palutena opens up a tunnel through the thunder clouds and sends Pit in, where he encounters many Forces of Nature troops.)
Pit: This is intense!
Palutena: Hold on as best you can. Phosphora is definitely up this way.
Phosphora: Nope. There's nobody here.
Pit: We can totally hear you!
(Pit nears the end of the tunnel.)
Palutena: Just about there. Three... Two... One... You're out!
(Pit arrives inside the thunder cloud, spotting the Thunder Cloud Temple in the distance.)
Palutena: This is the Thunder Cloud Temple. It's been abandoned since ancient times.
Phosphora: Here already? I didn't even have a chance to take a shower!
Pit: Too bad!
(A blue beam shoots at Pit from the temple.)
Palutena: I guess she's not completely spent after her battle with Thanatos.
Phosphora: It's just one fight after another. Today is not my day. The fortune Mistress Viridi read me didn't paint a very good picture either.
Pit: Wait... Viridi reads fortunes?
Palutena: I wonder what other services she offers.
Pit: Anyway... It's on!
Phosphora: Looking forward to it!
Palutena: Sending you in!
(Palutena flies Pit down towards the temple.)
Palutena: It looks like Phosphora is powering this place. You'll need to cut off the supply. Some of the pillars and walls are electrified. Don't get zapped!
- [If Pit touches one of the electrified pillars or walls.]
- Pit: Wah!
- Palutena: Remember what I said about not getting zapped?
(Pit takes an electrified elevator inside the temple.)
Pit: This level would be way easier if my sandals were rubber.
Phosphora: It's not my fault you conduct electricity so well.
Pit: We'll see who's laughing when I shut the power down!
(Pit takes a Jump Pad up to another floor, where he finds a diamond-shaped object surrounded by a barrier.)
Palutena: I think that's a power supply to some of the areas in this temple. Destroying it will probably make life easier for you.
(Pit destroys the first power supply.)
Palutena: That seemed to cut some of the power, so you can move forward now.
Phosphora: Whatever. It's no skin off my back.
(Pit enters a room with a train car transporting goods.)
Pit: Is that a train car?
Palutena: There's something inside of it. Break it open, and I'll move its contents near the exit for you to grab.
Phosphora: Sure, go right on ahead.
Pit: Aren't you going to put up a fight?
Phosphora: What do I care? This isn't my place.
Palutena: So you're basically squatting in this abandoned temple. Dignified.
Phosphora: Not squatting. Repurposing! Besides, I'll be out of here before too long.
Pit: Why's that?
Viridi: Because the free-spirited Phosphora isn't one to put down roots. Like a hobo. Anyway, I've been busy with the Underworld Army, so I've asked her to defeat you.
Pit: I'd like to see her try!
Phosphora: Ooh, what bluster! What bravado! I guess I can't back down now!
(Pit proceeds through the temple.)
Palutena: Phosphora is busy recharging at the temple's center.
Pit: Got it.
Palutena: You'll need to move fast and get to her before she's done.
Pit: Absolutely, Lady Palutena!
Phosphora: Absolutely, Lady Palutena! You're such a yes-man, Pit. Good thing you're so cute.
Pit: You're...you're not just making fun of me now, are you?
Phosphora: Aw, you're turning red! That's even cuter!
Palutena: He embarrasses easily. Don't mind him.
Phosphora: Oh, don't give it a second thought...ma'am.
Palutena: Did you just call me "ma'am"? Are you trying to start something?
Phosphora: You're right, I'm sorry. You're MUCH too young to be called "ma'am."
Palutena: You know as well as I do the lifespan of gods. And how about you? What's YOUR age?
Phosphora and Palutena: I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours!
Pit: For the record... I don't mind being called "sir."
Phosphora: Yes, well, as much as I'd like to continue this delightful chat, I have things to do.
Palutena: I know it's difficult when she's flirting with you, but remember that she's the enemy.
(Pit enters a room with an air vent and several spheres.)
Palutena: There seems to be an air vent in that platform. Turn on the air to help you up. To get a current started, move the spheres to the correct place.
(Pit knocks down a sphere.)
Palutena: Good job. There's a weak breeze now.
(Pit knocks down another sphere.)
Palutena: The air current is stronger. Use it to carry you up.
- [If Pit knocks down the third sphere.]
- Palutena: That's as strong as the air current is going to get. Hmmm...
- [If Pit arrives on the highest floor.]
- Pit: Neat! I can go higher depending on the strength of the air current!
- Phosphora: Brains AND brawn. He's the whole package!
(Pit enters a room with moving beams of electricity.)
Palutena: Pay attention to the movement of those electric currents.
Phosphora: I think it's probably fine to touch them. Seriously, they're perfectly safe.
(Pit goes through another room and destroys the second power supply, opening a downward path.)
Palutena: You can hop on in! I set up a grind rail for you to use.
Pit: Wow wow wooooow!
Phosphora: Grind rails, huh? Well, la di da! Wish we had the budget for grind rails...
(The Grind Rail escorts Pit to a long walkway outside the temple.)
Palutena: This way goes to the center of the temple. Watch out, though—the route looks pretty treacherous.
(Pit heads back inside the temple and takes a Jump Pad to the boss door.)
Palutena: Phosphora is just ahead.
Phosphora: Here so soon?
Phosphora: Hello there!
(Pit begins striking poses.)
(Phosphora shoots lightning bolts at Pit's feet.)
Pit: Ow OWWW!
Phosphora: Enough blabbity blab. Now let's get to the main act!
(Phosphora gets into a battling stance and the battle initiates.)
Palutena: Don't run straight at her. Keep your distance, and wait till she's not moving.
Pit: My skin feels all tingly!
Phosphora: The air in here is electrified. It's good for the complexion, doncha know?
Viridi: Just look at them go!
Hades: And I thought the fighting outside was exciting! But it looks like the real action is in here!
Viridi: Pit doesn't stand a chance!
Palutena: Glad you're enjoying the show, oh divine peanut gallery.
Phosphora: I, for one, am honored to have you all in the audience.
Pit: Who's the yes-man now? Kissing up to management won't help you, Phosphora!
Palutena: Some of Phosphora's attacks can have a numbing effect.
Pit: Which isn't a problem when you can dash like I can!
Palutena: Just move around to recover from numbness faster.
Palutena: Watch out when you see Phosphora stop to gather energy. Once she has enough, she'll fire shots at the posts that ricochet towards you.
(Pit defeats Phosphora.)
Pit: Did you see THAT thunder?!
Phosphora: No. 'Cause you CAN'T SEE thunder!
(Phosphora drops to one knee, sliding backward.)
Phosphora: I take back what I said before. You're not cute at all!
(Phosphora rises and is teleported away.)
Viridi: This can't be happening!
Pit: I'm coming for you next, Viridi!
(The Thunder Cloud Temple begins falling apart.)
Hades: This place is going back to the dogs without lovely little Phosphora.
Palutena: Smarm it up while you still can, Hades. We'll be after YOU soon enough.
(A light shines down over Pit, whisking him away.)
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